If you looked the other way, you may have missed the stealth preview model that was free on OpenRouter.AI and OpenCode.AI, which was branded "ox-alpha", that was making a bit of a splash. Everyone had figured out that it was a new Z.ai multi-modal, but no one could figure out how they were giving away 5,835,184,092,873 prompt tokens and 94,402,126,602 completion tokens in a single day!
The answer when it launched as GLM-5.3-Flash is that its an very efficient Flash open-weights model that you can get hosted by a US hardware by San Francisco firm OpenCode.AI for an input cost of $0.07 / 1M and output cost of $0.25 / 1M.
Yet they have hidden one dark truth that I can now reveal. The ultimate proof that this model is different. I have hooked it into my personal fork of the rust based apache2 codex, which I prefer, and I asked it to tell me a joke, and it bombed:
In the era of all the models memorising a snake game and "tell me a joke" it made one up on the spot and bombed 💖💚💛❤️
I had test models with “tell me a joke" on all the harnesses, you get the same set of canned responses. They have memorised some “dad jokes”. They do not make them up. Yet GLM-5.3-Flash, as a flash model is not trying to “go from memory”, it has a honest attempt at telling a new joke. And that makes this model special. This is NOT a bug, this is a killer feature!
We are talking about the model that Theo.gg puts up there with Claude Opus and OpenAI Sol. It is good at getting on with huge, long-running agentic tasks as Ox Alpha is INSANE
Last night, all night, GLM-5.3-Flash was doing great work, and it cost me less than a coffee at my local Gail's Bakery. I had Kimi K3 cross-check the work, and it was 10x the cost to just review the git diff!
Last night I had OpenCode.AI coding agent up and running working across all my current projects and repos going flat out. On one massive repo dust off it is still running after twelve hours, having spent $0.02 max on each bug fix todo, and a grant total for $0.47 total.
Love GenAI or hate it, this new mode is no joke. Boom boom!
