Slop is a bad story for B2B founders

There is a Substack essay making rounds that defines slop not as a medium but as a narrative condition. The writer, from Working Theorys, lands on a line that stops you cold: "Slop is a bad story." We kept coming back to it because it names something we see every week in the LinkedIn feeds of funded B2B founders. Not quantity problems. Not distribution problems. Story problems.

Slop in B2B content is not AI writing or high-volume posting. It is content that carries no discernible point of view, was clearly not made for the reader in front of it, and tells a story nobody believes. For founders building pipeline on LinkedIn, slop destroys the credibility that makes inbound work. The fix is not posting less. It is deciding what you actually think before you write anything.

What the essay actually says (and why we are not summarizing it)

The essay defines slop across a wide range of media. AI images that mimic hand-made art. Songs with a sick beat and no meaning. Netflix films you mark as watched but do not remember. Grindslop. Profoundslop. Tasteslop. The author's final move is the one worth sitting with: slop is not a quality problem. It is a story problem. "Slop is a bad story," she writes, "and it is that much worse because you were so clearly not the one meant to tell it."

We are not going to retell that essay. What we want to do is think about what it means for B2B founders trying to build inbound through LinkedIn presence, because the slop problem maps onto your content strategy in a very specific way that is not about AI tools at all.

The slop problem in B2B LinkedIn content

Most funded founders have some version of a content operation now. A ghostwriter, a content strategist, a VA cleaning up voice memos, or a prompt chain running in the background. Some of that work is excellent. A meaningful share of it is slop.

The tell is not that AI touched it. The tell is that nobody with actual skin in the game touched it. The post says something technically true and completely useless. "The market is shifting." "Execution matters more than ideas." "Build trust before asking for anything." These are not stories. They are placeholders wearing the shape of a story.

What makes this a pipeline problem, not just an aesthetic one: your buyer reads your LinkedIn content before they respond to your email. They read it before they agree to a call. They read it as evidence of how you think. When your content reads as slop, the story they construct about you is not "this person knows their space." It is "this person is producing for the feed." Those are different stories. Only one of them leads to inbound.

What a good story looks like in a B2B feed

We have written before about what separates LinkedIn content that builds pipeline from content that builds follower counts. The short version: specificity is the signal. Vagueness is the slop.

A good story on LinkedIn from a B2B founder has at least one of the following:

A decision the founder made that cost something. "We turned down a $400K contract because the buyer wanted us to change the product roadmap. Here is what happened six months later." That is a story. It has stakes. It has a character (you) who chose something. It tells the reader how you think under pressure.

An observation that comes from access the reader does not have. "We talked to 18 enterprise procurement leads last quarter. The pattern that surprised us was not price sensitivity. It was this." The reader cannot get that observation anywhere else. You are not just describing the world they already see.

A genuine position that someone in your market would argue against. "Most outbound tools are solving the wrong problem." If that claim makes half your market uncomfortable, it is probably a real story. If everyone nods along, you are making noise.

The essay's standard is brutal but useful: a good story is one you were meant to tell. In B2B terms, that means your content should be traceable to your actual experience, your actual buyers, your actual position in the market. Content produced to fill a calendar is the opposite of that.

The compounding cost nobody tracks

The obvious cost of slop content is low engagement. You post, nothing happens, you feel deflated. That cost is real but manageable.

The compounding cost is what happens when a serious buyer spends three minutes on your profile and concludes they have seen everything before. The individual posts do not matter at that point. The pattern matters. And a pattern of safe, vague, volume-driven content tells a story about how you think, even though no individual post intended to say anything about that.

We see this in the audits we run. Founders with 8,000 to 40,000 followers on LinkedIn who should be converting that audience into inbound calls, and are not. The follower count is healthy. The content is not bad, exactly. It is slop. It does not lie to you. It just does not believe in anything, and so it cannot make you believe in anything either.

The fix is not dramatic. It is a discipline: before you publish anything, ask what decision or observation or position this post is built on. If the answer is "none, I just thought this topic was due," that is your sign. Skip the post. Go find the thing you actually think.

Where engagement fits

One thing the slop conversation misses is that original posting is only half the story for founders building inbound on LinkedIn. The other half is engagement. Comments on the right posts, in the right spaces, where your buyer's network is watching.

Comments are where slop is even more punishing, because the comparison is instant. Your three-word validation comment sits right next to a comment from someone who actually has a position. The reader can see the difference in the same scroll.

We have written about what makes a LinkedIn comment worth writing and the short answer is the same as the essay's: a good comment is a story you were meant to tell. One specific thing from your experience. One honest reaction that does not restate the original post. One question that reframes the argument.

The feed is full of people imitating the shape of thought. Founders who do the actual thinking are easy to find because they stand out immediately.

The identity question underneath all of this

The essay ends with a quiet instruction: "Please tell a good one."

For B2B founders, the precondition for that is knowing what you think. Not what is safe to post. Not what the algorithm rewards this week. Not what your ghostwriter would say if left to their own devices. What you actually believe about your market, your buyers, your product, and what is broken in the space you are operating in.

That is not a content strategy question. It is a judgment question. The content is just the expression of it.

Founders who build real inbound through LinkedIn presence, and we watch enough of them to say this with some confidence, are not doing anything exotic. They are posting the honest version of what they see, and they are doing it consistently enough that buyers start to associate their name with a particular way of thinking about a particular problem. That association is the asset. The posts are just the evidence that the asset exists.

If you want to audit whether your current content is building that asset or slowly spending it down, we look at that as part of what we do. The diagnosis is usually not "you need more content." It is "you need to decide what you actually think first."

<h2> <a name="faq" href="#faq" class="anchor"> </a> FAQ </h2> What is slop content and why does it hurt B2B LinkedIn pipeline? Slop content is material that carries no real point of view, was not made for a specific reader, and tells a story no one believes. For B2B founders, it matters because buyers read your LinkedIn content before they agree to calls or respond to outreach. A feed full of vague, safe, volume-driven posts signals that you are producing for an algorithm, not thinking about their problem. That signal is costly and compounds over time. How do I know if my LinkedIn content is slop or actually building authority? The test is whether each post is traceable to a real decision you made, an observation from access your reader does not have, or a genuine position someone in your market would argue against. If you cannot identify which of those three a post is built on, it is likely slop. The other signal is whether your content pattern, taken as a whole, tells a coherent story about how you think. A buyer spending three minutes on your profile should come away with a specific impression of your worldview, not just a sense that you post regularly. Does using AI to write LinkedIn content automatically make it slop? No. AI is a writing tool, and the quality of what it produces depends entirely on what you feed it. Content written entirely by AI from a vague brief will usually be slop. Content where a founder supplies a specific observation, a real position, or a decision with stakes, and uses AI to sharpen the prose, can be excellent. The question is never what tool you used. It is whether a person with actual experience and judgment shaped the story. What is the difference between slop engagement comments and comments that actually build pipeline? Slop comments validate without adding anything: 'Great point,' 'Completely agree,' or a restatement of what the original post already said. Comments that build pipeline bring one specific thing from your experience, offer a genuine reaction that moves the conversation forward, or ask a question that reframes the original argument. The comparison is instant because your comment appears right next to others in the same thread. Founders who actually think stand out because most people around them are imitating the shape of thought rather than doing it. <hr> This article was first published on the <a href="https://www.getchime.co/blog/slop-bad-story-b2b-founders?utm_source=devto&utm_medium=republish">Chime blog</a>. For more on LinkedIn pipeline tactics, <a href="https://www.getchime.co/blog?utm_source=devto&utm_medium=republish">visit the Chime blog</a>.