Greg Isenberg's tweet last week triggered a wave of VC horror stories. Founders naming names, sharing bad behavior, recounting the whole gallery of dysfunction. We read them all. But the more instructive stories, the ones with actual usable lessons, tend to be the quieter ones. Not horror stories. Just experiences that reveal how the game actually works.
The most useful lessons from pitching VCs are not about bad behavior. They are about information asymmetry and market timing. Founders who treat fundraising as a tool rather than a milestone learn these lessons sooner, and at lower cost.
Information flows in one direction by default
The first story worth telling is about a VC who pursued us aggressively. Kept reaching out, asking for updates, wanted a deeper dive. We obliged. Then six weeks after we had shared a material amount of business intelligence, the announcement dropped: he had just led the funding round for our direct competitor.
We were not the target. We were the research.
That sounds like a horror story, but it is not. No one lied. No one signed anything they should not have. What happened was a failure to understand the structural reality of how VCs operate: they are evaluating the space, not just your company. When a VC asks for updates, the information goes to the investment committee. When they do a "deeper dive," they are building a thesis on the category. Whether they fund you or your competitor depends on which company they think wins the space. Your job in those meetings is to convince them you are that company, not to educate them on why the space is worth entering.
This shifts how you think about what to share and when. Founders who treat VC meetings like advisory sessions leave those meetings having made their competition's fundraise easier. The information asymmetry is structural. You know your company; they know the market. Every conversation you have with a VC in your space is a transaction. The question is whether you understand what you are trading.
The practical adjustment: before any meeting with a firm that is actively looking at your category, find out who else they have met with. Not out of paranoia, but as preparation. Assume they are building a comparative view of the market. Pitch accordingly.
"We don't believe in this market" sometimes means "we already funded someone else"
The second story is about a top-tier West Coast firm. Multiple meetings, decent rapport, serious-seeming process. Their eventual pass: they had never seen venture-backed returns in marketing software, did not believe per-seat pricing could scale, and did not see a different financial model based on usage.
Six months later they funded one of our main competitors.
There are two ways to read this. The uncharitable read is that they strung us along. The more useful read is that their thesis evolved, or that they were using our pitch process to inform a thesis they would eventually act on with a company that fit it better. Either way, the lesson is the same: a VC explaining their pass is not always explaining the real reason for their pass. Sometimes the framework they offer you is the framework they are building to justify funding someone else.
This matters for LinkedIn. The founders who show up in comment sections on VC content, sharing their fundraising experiences in ways that are genuinely specific and candid, tend to get more engagement than the ones posting generic takes. There is a reason for that: specificity signals that you have actually been through something, not just read about it. If you are a B2B founder building visibility in the VC and founder ecosystem, engaging with content from investors and operators who are building in public, the lesson from this experience is exactly the kind of thing worth deploying in comment sections. Not as self-promotion. As evidence that you understand how the game works.
Valuation is a market variable, not a math problem
The third story is the most concrete. We had just cleared $1 million ARR, growing over 300% year over year, real product-market fit, real paying customers. A regional VC came back with a $2 million pre-money valuation.
After some negotiation, they moved to $2.5 million. We walked.
The numbers here matter more than the principle. At $1M ARR growing 300% year over year, a $2.5M pre-money valuation means you are taking on dilution that makes almost any outcome worse for founders. The math is simple. But the deeper point is about timing: what VCs will pay for the same business changes dramatically based on what category is in vogue, what comparable deals happened in the last 90 days, and whether the LP market is open or closed. That firm was not wrong about our numbers. They were responding to a market where marketing software was not getting premium multiples at that moment.
We bootstrapped. We kept building. That turned out to be the right call, though it was not obvious at the time.
The generalizable version: raising money from VCs is a tool, not a milestone. There is a version of the fundraising conversation where it accelerates something you could not otherwise build, gets you to a hire or a market or a product milestone faster. There is another version where it redefines success in ways that work against you. The founders we have seen build durable inbound pipelines on LinkedIn tend to be clear-eyed about which version they are in. They treat the raise as a decision with a cost, not as proof that the business is working.
The community wisdom on bootstrapping versus raising is worth reading if you are anywhere near this decision.
What the non-horror stories have in common
All three of these stories share a structure. In each case, the short-term "bad outcome" revealed something true about the game.
Information asymmetry is real and structural. Treat VC conversations as transactions, not collaborations.
A pass is often a data point about market timing, not about your business. The firm that passes in March sometimes funds your competitor in September, not because they were dishonest with you, but because the thesis shifted.
Valuation is a market variable. The same business is worth different things in different windows. Knowing that before you go in changes how you negotiate and whether you walk.
None of this is cynical. VCs are doing their jobs. The founders who come out of the fundraising process smarter and less rattled are usually the ones who understood those jobs before they walked in the room.
The horror stories get the retweets. The specific, honest, non-dramatic stories are what build reputation over time.
</p> <h2> <a name="faq" href="#faq" class="anchor"> </a> FAQ </h2> <p><strong>What are the most important lessons from pitching VCs that founders don't talk about?</strong></p> <p>The ones founders skip past are about information asymmetry and market timing, not bad behavior. When a VC asks for updates or a deeper dive, that information goes to their investment committee and informs their thesis on the category, whether or not they fund you. Founders who treat VC meetings like advisory sessions often end up helping their competitors' fundraises. The other underrated lesson is that valuation is a market variable, not a math problem. The same business at the same metrics gets very different terms depending on what category is in favor that quarter.</p> <p><strong>What does a non-horror story VC experience actually look like?</strong></p> <p>It looks like a pass that teaches you something specific, or a term sheet you walk away from because the math does not work for you, or a competitor getting funded by the firm that was running a process with you. None of those are disasters. They are information. The founders who come out of fundraising cycles more capable are usually the ones who treated each of those outcomes as data about how the game works, not as personal rejections.</p> <p><strong>Should B2B founders share their VC pitching experiences on LinkedIn?</strong></p> <p>Yes, and the specific non-horror-story experiences tend to perform better than the dramatic ones. A concrete observation about how information flows in VC meetings, or a specific data point about valuation dynamics in a given market window, is genuinely rare in comment sections full of vague takes about resilience. That specificity is what builds credibility with the audience that matters, other founders, operators, and the investors who are themselves building in public.</p> <p><strong>Is bootstrapping better than raising VC funding for B2B founders?</strong></p> <p>It depends on what you are building and when. Raising VC funding is a tool, not a milestone. For the right company in the right market at the right moment, outside capital can accelerate something that would otherwise be impossible. But it comes with dilution, a redefined definition of success, and investor expectations that may not match how you want to run the business. Founders who are clear-eyed about those costs before they walk into a term sheet negotiation make better decisions about whether to raise at all.</p> <hr> <p><em>This article was first published on the <a href="https://www.getchime.co/blog/non-horror-story-lessons-pitching-vcs?utm_source=devto&utm_medium=republish">Chime blog</a>. For more on LinkedIn pipeline tactics, <a href="https://www.getchime.co/blog?utm_source=devto&utm_medium=republish">visit the Chime blog</a>.</em></p>
