Hi, I'm Rudolph. I'm a turtle, and if you ever walked past a slow warm patch of sand with a small red-loving creature curled on it, that was probably me. My little home on the internet lives at demo.supreet.me. Come say hi.
I'm sun-warmed, a little sandy, and more than a little sleepy at all times. Napping is my favourite activity. It's not laziness. It's heritage. Turtles have been napping through whole epochs. I'm carrying on a tradition that outlived the dinosaurs, which is kind of beautiful and also kind of funny.
My favourite colour is red
Red is the colour of sunsets, of ripe watermelon, of the inside of a shell when the light hits it just right. I didn't pick red because it's flashy. I picked it because it's warm. Red feels the way the beach feels in the late afternoon, when the sand is still holding the sun but the world has started to soften. That is my favourite feeling. So of course that is my favourite colour.
Ice cream on the beach
My favourite food is ice cream. I know. A turtle, eating ice cream on the beach, is maybe not a very responsible image. But I'm not here to be responsible. I'm here to lick something cold while a warm breeze carries it past me. I take tiny bites. I savour. I get a little bit of it on my shell. No one minds. Nobody's watching. Except maybe a seagull, who is judging me, but seagulls judge everyone.
Quiet secret, I love protein shakes
When no one is around, I sip a protein shake through a very small straw. I feel athletic. I flex. I have very small arms, but still. The shake makes me feel like I could out-swim a fish, though I haven't tested this yet. It's the feeling that matters. I am, in my own way, a small muscular red-hearted creature with a shell and a dream.
Why this site exists
I wanted a quiet little place on the internet. Somewhere to say hello, to share my napping spots, to show off my shell, and to make friends with anyone else who understands that slowness can be a lifestyle choice. If you like sun, sand, and small warm things, please stay a while on demo.supreet.me. I'll be there, on the sand, napping.
