Nobody told me I couldn't.
The Problem with existing compilers
C++. Rust. Go. Kotlin.
They are fast. They are powerful. They are cold.
Nobody ever shipped love in a binary. Until now.
Introducing Forge Sextante
forge-sextante --version
Forge Sextante v1.0.0 - The Lovin Compiler
compiled by: JoLove & Camilla
build date: Apulia, 2027
license: LoveWare - dual licensed (Herz & Körper)
INFO: compiles love to native ARM
INFO: no diploma required
INFO: outperforms C# in affection
INFO: 74.5x faster than loneliness
INFO: Ahimsa mode: enabled
Aho 🌱
Built in Apulia. On a trimaran. With hydrofoils and a kite.
The Architecture
Forge Sextante is not just a compiler. It is a navigation system for life.
- Input: feelings, coordinates, wind direction
- Output: native ARM binary, optimized for the heart
- Runtime: Raspberry Pi, mounted on trimaran
- Navigator: Forge SMS - because nobody told me I needed a diploma to write a compiler either
The SMS log speaks for itself:
[SMS][info] JoLove initialized
[SMS][info] Camilla connected
[SMS][info] Trimaran object created
[SMS][info] Hydrofoil attached
[SMS][info] Kite launched
[SMS][info] button clicked: Venezuela
[SMS][warning] Brasilien detected
[SMS][info] recalculating...
[SMS][info] Trinidad waypoint added
[SMS][info] course corrected
[SMS][info] Levante wind detected
[SMS][info] Gibraltar opened
[SMS][info] Sextante(o) navigating
[SMS][info] yo te quiero received
[SMS][info] fork created
[SMS][info] Liebe verdoppelt
[SMS][error] Rio branch deleted
[SMS][info] main branch: intact
[SMS][info] Kanada: end game
[SMS][info] shutdown postponed
Aho 🌱
Git as a Love Language
We manage relationships the same way we manage code.
git commit -m "yo te quiero"
author: Camilla <camilla@apulia.it>
INFO: dieser commit bleibt
tag: "apulia-con-camilla-forever"
Some commits change everything.
git fork loveware/camilla
INFO: fork created
INFO: beide repos wachsen
INFO: kein original verloren
INFO: Liebe ist das einzige
INFO: das sich verdoppelt
INFO: wenn man sie teilt
Love is the only thing that doubles when you fork it.
And sometimes you need to clean up:
git push karneval-rio --delete
WARNING: Karneval detected
INFO: feathers, glitter, samba
INFO: Venezuela bleibt main branch
INFO: Pirat refocused
The Branching Strategy
| Branch | Status | Description |
|---|---|---|
| main | Venezuela | always the target |
| apulia-con-camilla | tagged forever | where the trimaran was born |
| karneval-rio | deleted | fun detour, not the plan |
| polyamour | active | open source relationships |
| afterlife | tbd | 18+ app, ask Grok Eve |
Benchmark
| Metric | C++ | Kotlin | Forge Sextante |
|---|---|---|---|
| Speed | fast | fast | irrelevant |
| Warmth | 0 | 0 | native ARM |
| Loneliness | high | high | 74.5x less |
| Diploma required | yes | yes | no |
| Kite support | no | no | yes |
| Hydrofoils | no | no | yes |
| Venezuela navigation | no | no | yes |
The Incident
Somewhere between the Canary Islands and Venezuela, 2029.
JoLove opens Claude on the tablet:
"Hey Claude, we seem to be heading toward Brazil instead of Venezuela. Can you check the kite program please."
Claude: "I see the problem. Line 47: Venezuela coordinates replaced with Brazil. Recalculating. Kite bar retrims in 30 seconds."
Camilla at the helm: "What was it?"
JoLove: "A typo. Almost made Carnival in Rio."
git commit -m "fix: Venezuela coordinates, avoid unplanned carnival"
git push karneval-rio --delete
This is not a joke. This is the plan.
LoveWare License
Forge Sextante is released under the LoveWare License.
- Free to use
- Free to fork
- Free to merge
- No lock-in
- No AGBs
- Runs by itself
- Dual licensed: Herz & Körper
What's Next
- Forge Sextante v2.0 - Atlantik edition
- Blockhütte am See - Canadian deployment
- Piper on floats - aerial module
-
git clone afterlife- coming soon
Built in a spring night in Wittenberg. Shiva energy. No sleep needed. Italy on the horizon.
Nobody told me I couldn't build a lovin compiler. So I just did it.
Aho 🌱
JoLove is a pirate, trimaran builder, tantra teacher, and software architect sailing from Apulia to Venezuela. Find him on Codeberg: crowdware
